Bringing up Babygorilla

Bringing new meaning to their website babygorilla.com, Chuck and Kim welcomed wonderful Sally into the world yesterday afternoon. Because the birth was in Chicago, Sally is about as big as the Sears Tower -- a whopping 10.5 pounds! Apparently the two-week late baby girl had no intention of ever coming out of poor Kim and took an ungodly long time to finally make her appearance.

All three members of the family are exhausted but doing well. Sally reportedly has a tuft of red hair and really long purple fingers that are incredibly wrinkly. Chuck, a successful artist with questionable cross-hatching skills, already plans to make use of a few years worth of messy diapers for some sort of "personal artistic statement."

We are so happy for Chuck, Kim and Frank (the dog) and hope to see Sally soon. We love them all very much.